Obama Needs a New Bag and No One Cares! January 15 2016
Although we are not sure how old this picture is, it has come to our attention that President Obama may be in dire need of a new handmade leather bag. You would think that a man in a position of such power would have maybe 10-20 new leather bags lined up at the Whitehouse as ready replacements. However, according to this picture, that is not the case. We couldn’t help but wonder what brand this current leather bag is, or why it’s so over-packed and worn looking.
Being the men’s handmade leather bag specialists that we are, we attempted to get in direct contact with Mr. President Obama to find out exactly what was going on. We tried to make contact via phone. We explained to person screening the call that we believed President Obama had an emergency situation on his hands, and was in dire need of our help. When asked what this emergency situation was, we referenced the picture of Obama with his worn out leather bag, and explained we were calling to offer an immediate solution to the problem. The person on the other end did not think this was very important and ended the call.
Then we thought maybe it would be better to send mail since, according to the Whitehouse.gov website, Obama reads 10 letters per day from the public. We put together one of the best letters our company has ever written, attached this picture as evidence, and sent if off. Guess what happened next… Nothing! No response or any indication that Obama even received our letter.
We were trying to think of what to do next when it dawned on us: Obama doesn’t have a new leather bag because no one can get through to him. So, it seems until the Whitehouse can get a better screening system for phone calls and emails, the president will continue to use a worn out/over-packed leather bag, unless anyone reading this article knows the President personally.
Do any of you know Mr. President Obama? If so, consider it your patriotic duty to ensure he gets in contact with us over here at Avallone (unless you voted for the other guy). Our handmade leather bags and accessories, complete with a lifetime warranty, will ensure he never gets embarrassed by a worn out/over-packed bag again.